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jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

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unicorn-brainchild:

Extremely sick at the moment so I made a cuff based off of a furby I found in my drawer to get my mind off of it ^^

unicorn-brainchild:

Extremely sick at the moment so I made a cuff based off of a furby I found in my drawer to get my mind off of it ^^

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plurplexxed:

Throw back! i found this in my photo library of the matching friendship perlers me and my ex friend had! I was magenta and she was blue! GOOD TIMES!

plurplexxed:

Throw back! i found this in my photo library of the matching friendship perlers me and my ex friend had! I was magenta and she was blue! GOOD TIMES!

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ekarusryndren:

anotherfirebender:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

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nerdsandgamersftw:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

nerdsandgamersftw:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

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captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

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what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”



sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

XD

captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….

…….

….

what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

XD

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corpsepose:

happy easter

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ender-friend:

ender-friend:

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

(Source: bladelordtayak, via strawbericalynn)

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a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

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